Ever think your teacher is closer to being Darth Vader (especially after a long math assignment)? Well, if you took your philosophy at the University of San Cristobal in Peru, you'd be a little too close to the truth!
Kavitha - There's a Guerrilla in the House: The Sendero Luminoso in Peru's Central Highlands

Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?" With sacrifices, temples and offerings all in a row!
Kevin - Temple O' Temple! Make Our Garden Grow!

Imagine this conversation (and weep!): "The 20-screen movie duplex showing 'Episode I' goes here, next to Macchu Pichu. The Super K-Mart will fit in right here, in the middle of the Amazon...
Abeja - ...And We'll Put the Mini-Mall Over There, Where those Alpaca are Grazing

Ahoy, there! Is that a glass of fresh water, or the remains of last night's dinner that you're drinking!?!
Shawn - Dry Land is not a Myth!

Hello? Are you a Stormtrooper or something? I'm NOT from China! Okay!! Get it!?!?
Kevin - Help! Call 911! Identity Crisis in Peru!

The pretend horrors of Darth Vader cannot compare with the real-life horror of the Shining Path.
Team - The Dark Side of the Shining Path